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13 Embarrassing Student Confessions That Will Make You Cringe

I have a boyfriend. Oh, wait no, that's a fridge. I have a fridge.

Do you ever say something and halfway through a sentence, a random accent comes out?

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Today I presented a seminar at the university and I started with "Hello". The audience replied with "It's me". I've never felt so comfortable speaking in public in my life.

the text reads i threw a tamon still in the package into a crowd of teenage boys just to watch them scream and run in separate directions

I threw a tampon (still in the package) into a crowd of teenage boys just to watch them scream and run in separate directions

Gordon Ramsay Funny, Gordon Ramsay, Funny Random, Ha Ha Ha, Laughter Is The Best Medicine, Made Me Laugh

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a woman laying in bed with the caption that reads, our cat scratched me so my boyfriend chased after her while yelling

Our cat scratched me so my boyfriend chased after her while yelling "I will avenge my maiden!!!" Ladies get yourself a dork it makes life so much more fun

a woman laying on top of a table with the caption waitress asks my daughter, what would you like?

14 Of The Most Outrageous Things That Kids Have Said

My dad and I bought a bunch of skittles and drove around throwing them at people yelling "taste the rainbow!"

a man wearing a hat and green vest with the caption my friend used to work at starbucks when he quit his shock, so now he just wears it into random starbuck's stores

My friend used to work at Starbucks. When he quit he kept his smock, so now he just wears it into random Starbucks stores and makes himself free drinks.

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Next time a stranger talks to me when I am alone, I will just look at him shocked and just whisper quietly "You can see me?"

a bag of chips sitting on top of a table with the caption saying i woke up at 4 in the morning to my parents arguing and shooting loud

I woke up at 4 in the morning to my parents arguing and shouting loud. They've been married 26 years and were fighting over which was better: Cool Ranch or Salsa Verde

the text reads mom raising her voice slightly so she can speak to my dad down at the other end of the grocery store aisle

Mom (raising her voice slightly so she can speak to my dad down at the other end of the grocery store aisle) : "do you guys want any chips?" Dad (at full volume) : "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS"

My older sister is deaf, so I've always been fluent in sign language. When I don't feel like talking to people in public, I just pretend to be deaf and start signing wildly. My sister thinks it's hilarious 