I've met some real pricks in my time but you, my friend, are a fucking cactus. | eCards

I've met some real pricks in my time but you, my friend, are a fucking cactus.

What would life be like if we could actually say this stuff? Lonely, but definitely less stressful.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but.I can't fucking stand you.

I wanted to come up with something clever to say, but you aren't worth the effort, so just fuck off.

I appreciate you wondering how I am doing & commenting when you notice my FB relationship status has changed.

I'm single because we were incompatible. I'm an aquarius and he's a cunt.

I'm single because we were incompatible. I'm an aquarius and he's a cunt. and I really am an aquarius.

You+there.+Fuck+off.+And+when+you+get+there,+fuck+off+from+there+too.+Then+fuck+off+some+more.+Keep+fucking+off+until+you+get+back+here.+Then+fuck+off+again.

Free, Friendship Ecard: You there. Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.

Fuck mornings, Fuck early work hours and fuck anything in the morning that doesnt involve sleeping, sex or bacon...

Funny Confession Ecard: Fuck mornings, Fuck early work hours and fuck anything in the morning that doesnt involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

You there, emotions. You cause nothing but problems. I say, fuck off.

You there, emotions. You cause nothing but problems. I say f*ck off!

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Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I need a little drinky drink.

Hey Cuntmuffin why don't you climb in your douche canoe, cry me a river, and float the fuck away?

Hey cuntmuffin, why don't you climb in your douche canoe, cry me a river, and float the fuck away? I just LOLd!

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