SPOONS ARE JUST LITTLE BOWLS ON STICKS.
This is why Harry Potter fans are the best.
What's the difference between bi people and unicorns? Unicorns actually feature in films and on TV.
LOLOLOLOL — wipes tear — LOLOLOLOL.
Me: How was your day? Man: Speaking of days, did you know there's 24 hours in one?
Nothing heals the soul like memes and laughter.
"If u dont stop sending me Farmville requests Im calling the police"
“Why is Nicolas Cage on the cover of a Serbian biology textbook?”
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Spoiler alert: Most of these involve alcohol.
We're all pretty much the same person when it comes to weird little habits.
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
"In Canada, you don't say, 'I love you.' You say 'EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH.'"
"Imagine masculinity so fragile that you can’t even touch your own face."