11. Train yourself to dream about winning medals.

Not sure why I thought this was so funny.I am still cracking up!

10. When a beautiful woman asks 'what do you do?', say 'what don't I do?'. To prove your point, don't walk off or say anything else.

When a beautiful woman asks 'what do you do?', say 'what don't I do? To prove your point, don't walk off or say anything else.

8. Shout every second word in meetings.

19 Ultimate Tips For Becoming The Ultimate Alpha Male

12. Get a dog and give it your name. Regularly say 'good boy [your name]" to increase your own self-esteem at the same time as the dog's.

Get a dog and give it your name. Regularly say 'good boy [your name]" to increase your own self-esteem at the same time as the dog's.

3. If anyone asks 'do you want a drink?', say 'No. I want two drinks.'   Then walk off.

If anyone asks 'do you want a drink? I want two drinks.' Then walk off.

10. When a beautiful woman asks 'what do you do?', say 'what don't I do?'. To prove your point, don't walk off or say anything else.

When a beautiful woman asks 'what do you do?', say 'what don't I do? To prove your point, don't walk off or say anything else.

13. Never walk when you can jump.

This is so accurate to me right now lmfao bitch who got him me or you? Me now calm your tits about me being jealous.Only little girls make up lies about others being jealous so they can feel better about themselves.

1. Always walk into a room backwards.  Forwards is what they expect.

Always walk into a room backwards. Forwards is what they expect.


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