Cordelia Arlyn

Cordelia Arlyn

Cordelia Arlyn
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14 Tumblr Users Who May Or May Not Be Planning A Murder

You should be allowed to put your organs in your will: "And to my friend I bequeath my bone marrow .

*game show host voice* It's time for DON'T! MENTION! THE! MURDER! *game show theme song*

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14 Tumblr Users Who May Or May Not Be Planning A Murder

Actually make it out of blood because if they survive being stabbed it's more than likely that the blood will be rejected by their body.<<yea that's a good idea and also, pro tip: don't wear spray tan while murdering someone with this technique.

I want this kid at MY school

I have a tie dealer at my school. This guy has got to be awesome! <-- I bet this kid is the younger version of the doctor<<< I want a tie dealer at my school!

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I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.<<< my eyelashes would be way too long for my body, but I wouldn't mind it if they were as black as my soul