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I am the reborn Jesus.

Amazing Reasons to Get Detention - I like the Hunger Games one the best. That or the one where the student corrected the teacher (after all, a mile IS longer than a kilometer) but got detention anyways.

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Me, having an argument with the husband. (BTW, I'm the one holding on to my emotional opinion based on no facts or evidence).

ha ha

Reminds me of the time my daughter sat up in her car seat and yelled at the other car where'd you get your "yifense" (she meant license) lmfao

Ha! yep

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people.