LORELAI: Rory, I said nothing. I didn’t mean what you thought I meant about Jess. I’m trying to be supportive about this. RORY: How supportive? LORELAI: Supportive. You know, go team. RORY: Okay. Now, let’s say he’s in the house and there’s a fire, and you can either save him or your shoes - which is it? LORELAI: That depends - did he start the fire?