To top our list of 80s hair bands is none other than Motley Crue. They had us “Smoking in the Boys Room” in ’85 and in 1987 they introduced us to the “Wild Side” some of us never knew existed. Motley Crue truly sang the rebellious anthems of the ’80s. Motley Crue t-shirtsDef Leppard. THIS IS NOT MOTLEY CRUE! THIS IS POISON!