Funny words in life

Words you want to say but the people you want to say them to would be hurt or mad that you had the audacity to say that to them.
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a black and white photo with the words'do you want to bag, the cashier asks no, the guy says she's not that ugly '
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an old man wearing overalls holding a stick and eating something
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an image of a woman with the words listen, i'm a nice person so if
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the quote it's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it
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the words hello friday, i've been waiting for you on a white background
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a woman sitting in front of a laptop computer on top of a pink background with the words, i swear this is my last pin then it's straight to bed no wait
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a drawing of a woman in a pink dress with text saying having a glass of wine by my self the bottle is glass it counts
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the art of smile and no when all you wanted was to punch them in the face
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someone holding up a card with the quote don't feel sorry for yourself
a black and white poster with the words creativity is one percent inspiration, ninety nine percent caffeination
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many rolls of toilet paper stacked on top of each other with caption that reads, why does toilet paper need a commercial? who is not buying this?
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a man sitting in an office chair with the words i'm not upset because it's monday, i'm upset because i have to wear pants
Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don't care.
Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don't care.
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a woman sitting at a table in front of a green background with the words chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree that makes it a plant chocolate is salad
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Correction, several types of chocolate make a salad not just one silly! XD
a woman talking on the phone while sitting in front of a computer with text that reads, oh, sorry about that long pause i was just trying to hang my
Oh, sorry about that long pause... I was just trying to hang myself with the phone cord.
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a woman talking on a phone with the caption sorry i had to cancel last minute but
Sorry I had to cancel last minute but it took me forever to think of an excuse I hadn't used before.
Sorry I had to cancel last minute but it took me forever to think of an excuse I hadn't used before.
a woman sitting at a desk with the caption i would tell you to go to hell but i work there and don't want to see you everyday
I would tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.
I would tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.
a woman sitting at a table with the caption so i should take life advice from someone
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a man with his hands in the air, holding up some paper and looking at something
I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up.
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a woman looking at her phone with the text that's a tough one, i'll write it down
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Exactly!
two women are dancing together with the caption saying they say what doesn't kill you
I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up.
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a woman sitting in a chair with her head on her hand and the caption reads,
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Every time!