Bar jokes

The bartender says, “Let me see and I’ll consider it.” So the guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a miniature piano and a hamster. The hamster sits in front of the piano and starts playing. And not just banging out “Chopsticks”, the hamster is plays Chopin, some ragtime, and even some...

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender

... “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?” Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!” So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small...

Break out these short, sweet bar jokes to turn any time into happy hour

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00. The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.” The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street. The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says [with a drunken slur];

"I will quite drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down"

A ghost walks into a bar, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”

Here I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large trouble-making biker steps up

Naked waitress

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Check out this great selection of funny drinking jokes and one-liners! These short jokes are easy to remember and share with friends at the bar. #Jokes #DrinkingJokes

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