Sure, there are far more serious news events happening in the world, but how about we ignore those depressing topics for a minute and focus on the celebrity hair news everyone's talking about today: Beyonce's really, really short new bangs. Wow, right? Of course, Beyonce is known for changing up her hair every 2.4 seconds using weaves. But even though it's highly doubtful that Beyonce actually cut herself permanent bangs—these will disappear within a day or two, I predict—it's fun to see her…