Jokes about marriage

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

Your husband will always be tour biggest and oldest child that requires the most adult supervision.

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And, NO, you are not married to Chris Pratt. *weeps*

It was after midnight. While en-route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For 100 dollars, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the...

Marriage can really test your patience. Here are the funniest wife memes to help you through the tough times.