How old do my children have to be for me to actually feel HAPPY to see an unexpected incoming call from them light up my phone? Because to date, when I see that it’s one of my spawn ringing in, I have to get my mind right before answering the call. First, I blink 5 times, slowly. I breathe in… I breathe out. I stretch my neck to the left. I stretch my neck to the right. I consider all the possible reasons the spawn would choose to CALL rather than TEXT (which is the norm). A phone call gives…