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A friend of mine gave me a second challenge to write about the state of public toilets.

Its a bit funny but not cute. Don't know which forum it fits. A friend of mine gave me a challenge to write a poem about public toilets. He also challenged me to write about non flushers and when there is no toilet paper. http://forums.familyfriendp

The Cookie Theif

Please cite all poem references: “Excerpt from ‘Suzie Bitner Was Afraid of the Drain’ by Barbara Vance.” Thank you! Smartest Dog When I say sit my dog lies down;Rollover makes her bark;I order her …

It did not really happen but it could have.

An Old ladys Poem.

Attack of the hose - Funny Cute Poems

Poetry by Alan Alexander Milne including printables and craft suggestions - Forgiven.

Now I know who has been raging around our house.

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Roses are red, violets are blue… You know how the story goes. For many years, this poem was the most standard, “didn’t want to think twice” inscription on any card, from Valentine’s to “get well” cards. Then one day, the internet came, and we all know what the internet does to things. They either disappear into oblivion or live long enough to become memes. Luckily for the “roses are red violets are blue” poems — and for us! — they were destined to walk a second path.

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...