Medical puns

Check out some of the best medical puns, one-lines and other medical jokes & brighten your day.

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Right, of course, it is terribly funny when someone is pricking you and probing all your nooks and crannies with some cold metal medical instrument that should belong in a torture museum, no less. It’s even more hilarious when you’re being poked with a needle or told that the only cure for your ailment is a complete overhaul of your lifestyle, including quitting your job. A real ha-ha moment there! Yet, you could always turn the tables around and laugh at something relatable to the subject…

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Decorate and personalize laptops, windows, and more Removable, kiss-cut vinyl stickers Super durable and water-resistant 1/8 inch (3.2mm) white border around each design Matte finish Sticker types may be printed and shipped from different locations For orders with 2+ small stickers, they will be printed in pairs with two stickers on one sheet to reduce sheet waste