Funny Ways to Say You’re Not Pregnant Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say You’re Not Pregnant No baby on board, just snacks, and good vibes! Not expecting a plus one in the belly department. My body’s still on vacation from baby-making. Just hosting a food baby, is not the real deal. My uterus is on a no-rent policy at the moment. Not pregnant, just practicing my food-baby routine. I’m more into growing plants than humans right now. No bun in the oven, just a craving for ac...