"oh hey, look at this"
"what, its just a snail"
"oh god im so hungry, it looks delicious"
"it would be so easy..."
"Bro wtf! i know we've been stuck in this blank comic border for days now, but dont eat a snail!"
"shh you! i love how the laws of physics cease to exist in this world ahah!
" Doesnt he know that we cease to exist in here but our pain is still real..."
*sobbing noises intensify*
"Hey man, cheer up have a sandwich"
'i can see you obviously placed a snail in this sandwich, what the hell man"