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MACCLESFIELD UNVEILED!: Advertisement: Mollycoddled by their Club and worshipped by their fans, these vain sportsmen are paid millions to kick a ball around on a field. No wo...

: Advertisement : Mollycoddled by their Club and worshipped by their fans, these vain sportsmen are paid millions to k. Famous People, Water Company, Advertising, Blog, Celebrities, Celebs, Blogging, Foreign Celebrities

MACCLESFIELD UNVEILED!: Advertisement

MACCLESFIELD UNVEILED!: Advertisement: Mollycoddled by their Club and worshipped by their fans, these vain sportsmen are paid millions to kick a ball around on a field. No wo...

I’ve heard that amongst next year’s films showing at the Cinemac in Macclesfield will be the iconic and internationally lauded 1940 thrille. The Blitz, Together Again, Deli, War, Blog, Blogging

#The Monocle Deli goes to war!

I’ve heard that amongst next year’s films showing at the Cinemac in Macclesfield will be the iconic and internationally lauded 1940 thriller, “The Monocle Deli.” Directed by Hugh Haswell, the film is set in war torn Treacle Town and involves a white knuckle chase to prevent a plot to blow up the Royal Train as it passes through Macclesfield Station. Will the monacled and indomitable Colonel Gimcrack of MI5 (played to the hilt by Chester Gates) stop a dastardly German spy from doing what…

MACCLESFIELD UNVEILED!: Macclesfield says NO to BREXIT!!! Messages, Sayings, Reading, Big, Movie Posters, Lyrics, Film Poster, Word Reading, Popcorn Posters

Macclesfield says NO to BREXIT!!!

The big message I’ve been getting from the people who read this blog is that Brexit was a big mistake. Which should come as no surprise because Treacle Town bucked the national trend and voted to remain in the EU. As a result I’ve set up a committee called BRWRONG and I’m asking the people of Treacle Town to join me and keep this great nation of ours nestling safe in the gentle and ample bosom of the European Union! The BRWRONG message to the Prime Minister is clear: do not sever the apron…

“RIP” Unique Garden Ornaments can save funeral costs in Macclesfield! Funeral Costs, Unique Gardens, Garden Ornaments, Canning, Blog, Yard Ornaments, Home Canning, Blogging, Conservation

“RIP” Unique Garden Ornaments can save funeral costs in Macclesfield!

Are you in the lowest income group? Are you on minimal benefits and struggling to keep your head above water? In which case, say a company planning to come to Macclesfield, the rise in funeral costs are making it too expensive for you to die! The company which is called “RIP” Unique Garden Ornaments, promise to pay your funeral costs and pay for a slap up wake in a local pub or hotel. And in return all you have to do is provide them with evidence that your annual income is £15,000 or less…

Macclesfield man claims he's the real heir to the throne! The Heirs, Queen, Country, Words, Blog, Rural Area, Show Queen, Blogging, Horse

Macclesfield man claims he's the real heir to the throne!

‘The country must prepare itself for a great shock!’ According to a local man these are the words that will be spoken by the Queen when she discovers that the wrong baby had been given to her! And that the real Prince Charles will turn out to be a 68 year old window cleaner from Macclesfield called Wilfred Periwinkle. And Wilfred assured me he had a sure fire way of proving his claim. His DNA! In an exclusive interview Wilfred said he was born in London at the same time as Prince Charles and…

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Boris in a Morris!

Rumour has it that our next Barnaby Festival will feature none other than Boris Johnson, our indomitable Foreign Secretary (unless, like Caesar, he’s been stabbed in the back by his so-called colleagues). And, what’s more, he’ll be behind the wheel of an iconic 1931 Bullnose Morris Oxford! This event my informants tell me (and they are many of them) will be called “Boris in a Morris!” Of course we must assume that nothing will be spared to make sure Boris’ motoring experience will amply…

Did Hitler come to Macclesfield? This Or That Questions, Blog, Blogging

Did Hitler come to Macclesfield?

That’s the fascinating question posed by Stuart Mockingbird, an amateur historian who lives with his mother in Bollington. Mockingbird readily admits that his claim is controversial and could cast a long shadow over Treacle Town’s reputation. But he’s determined to prove that not only did Hitler come to Macclesfield, he and his wife lived for a time as lodgers in a house in Water Street. Mockingbird admits his claim will divide the town. He told me that the rowdier elements will be…

Last Thursday officers from the local Trading Standards Department, assisted by police, raided a Dental Laboratory in Macclesfield after a . Dental Laboratory, Blog, Painting, Art, Art Background, Painting Art, Blogging, Paintings, Kunst

Macclesfield Trading Standards officers raid dental laboratory!

Last Thursday officers from the local Trading Standards Department, assisted by police, raided a Dental Laboratory in Macclesfield after a report that they’d contravened Section FD of the Forgery & Counterfeiting Act of 1981. This addition to the Act states that it’s an offence to produce and sell a full set of dentures. The addition was made in 2012 after the British Dental Association informed the government that because full dentures rarely required any treatment, some dentists had gone…

A retired member of the Foreign Office living in Prestbury has called on Macclesfield Council to arrange for the town to be twinned with. Safe Place, Live, Places, How To Make, Blog, Women, Women's, Blogging, Lugares

Making Macclesfield a safer place to live!

A retired member of the Foreign Office living in Prestbury has called on Macclesfield Council to arrange for the town to be twinned with the North Korean capital Pyongyang. Henry Cabochon, a former under-secretary in the Diplomatic Service, believes that this will remove any nuclear threat should the highly volatile North Korea decide to launch missiles against the UK. Mr Cabochon told the Council that the North Korean regime held great store in their propaganda. And that although Kim…

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MACCLESFIELD UNVEILED!: Macclesfield’s Famous Horse Apple!

MACCLESFIELD UNVEILED!: Macclesfield’s Famous Horse Apple!: Perhaps one of the most unusual objects in the West Park Museum is a horse apple said to have come from Dick Turpin’s horse. The story i...

Statistics from Macclesfield police show that Treacle Town enjoys the lowest crime rate in the country. Crime Rate, Identity Theft, Blog, Fictional Characters, Blogging, Fantasy Characters

Identity Theft Hits Macclesfield!

Statistics from Macclesfield police show that Treacle Town enjoys the lowest crime rate in the country. Or so they thought! So when Detective Inspector Albert Thrush of the Macclesfield Fraud Squad discovered that Macclesfield had been the victim of an audacious identity theft the discovery sent shock waves throughout the force. Ironically it was the lack of any criminal activity that led to this disturbing discovery because it meant that officers at Macclesfield police station could pass…

 This was the question posed by a group of innovative amateur actors and writers in . Writer, Advertising, Poses, Actors, This Or That Questions, Movie Posters, Blog, Figure Poses, Film Poster

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Why go to the theatre when the theatre can come to you? This was the question posed by a group of innovative amateur actors and writers in Macclesfield. Their answer was to form a production company called “Macclesfield Theatre @ Home.” Instead of travelling in all weathers to the MADS Theatre in Lord Street, you can now watch exciting new plays written by the company inside your own living room! All we ask is that you have at least a floor space of 6’ 11” X 6’ 11” for us to work in. Book…