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"Sorry you couldn't come to the wedding. It was no kids." "It's okay. I'll come to your next one." "She means when she's not a kid anymore." "I don't like you." "I'll get over it." -Sal, Lily and Mitchell, Modern Family

Jimmy Fallon

Thank you ceiling fans for two speeds: barely moving or "Oh my God, it's going to rip off the ceiling and slice into the children" ~Jimmy Fallon

College

"Should I sleep or should I shower? I could sleep in the shower, but I'm also starving." Story of my life. so busy!

True

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late. All it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills. ~ My alarm clock.

You know this is true…

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He Thought This Was The Dumbest Kid. But The Reality Is GOLD.

He "proves" to other people so many times that the kid is dumb, he loses more money than if the kid had taken the dollar bill😂😂😂

What a guy

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