"Honesty is an expensive gift but don't expect it from cheap people." where I see this so that the cheap people are assumed to be gullible easily manipulated by mock-cheap things so there is no reason to trust easily-manipulative people.
Drawing on Walls. This just sealed the deal. I'm painting the bonus room right now and one wall WILL be chalkboard paint! Keeping creativity a priority in my family. Just hope my future kids don't get in trouble at school for drawing on the walls.