Explore So Sad, Besties, and more!

...

Oh, sorry, I didn't know Family! had an expiration date

: ) totally

When I die, I want to be buried with some random animal bone just to confuse future archaeologists Rains and Penner you got it? lol so if I die first I expect you to do this for me lol

Yupp, sounds about right.

We never have - As long as everyone agrees why read the rules. Although I always preferred the game Life to Monopoly.

This is seriously true. My brother asked me how my middle school years were and I told him that we don't ever talk about that and I scared him.

Shout out to Vietnam for naming their unit of currency the "dong." Some days that's the only thing that keeps me going.

Shout out to Vietnam for naming their unit of currency the "dong.

I had to go on two diets because the one wasn't giving me enough food

I had to go on two diets because the one wasn't giving me enough food

The kid next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I'm just updating my Facebook while I wait for the kettle to boil

The kid next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I'm just updating my Facebook while I wait for the kettle to boil

Spider web: A thing you walk into which suddenly turns you into a karate master"

I'm really happy I learned cursive all in elementary school because I use it so much now

I'm really happy I learned cursive all in elementary school because I use it so much now

I changed all my passwords to "incorrect", that way, my computer tells me when I forget

Soo need to do this at work!

Don't regret all the energy you gave to someone who had a place in your heart, use the hurt to replant and regrow. Such is the cycle of life.

Always because an outright enemy can be eventually wooed but a false friend will only be lost.

don't ever kid yourself that you won't get arrested by a bike cop. they will call for backup to pick you up. watch you tube. some (not so) funny stuff. usually drunk people on the beach.

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket.

Pinterest
Search