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So true . every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy . pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

Proper Green: What should I do with empty toilet paper rolls? - Live Green - Recyclebank

Oh my god I seriously have a bag of empty toilet paper rolls left over from a project and I'm afraid if I throw them away ill come across something I want to do with them later! Too funny

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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now.

I tried to login on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of vodka.

I tried to login on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of vodka. Laughed so hard at this!

Actually...not the WORST idea I've ever heard...lol.  Should be under "cleaning tips?"

Today's housekeeping tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

true that

My favorite thing about sunglasses! things get awkward when i forget that i dont have my sunglasses on haha

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

or just walking along and you trip and when you come back up you strike a karate pose adn the boy next to you is laughing if freaking butt off..... not that that has happened to me!

I don't like spiders and snakes, but.act like a black belt when I walk into a spider web

mosquitoes funny quote

If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Wouldn't that be great?

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