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Funny pictures about Never run with scissors. Oh, and cool pics about Never run with scissors. Also, Never run with scissors photos.

The perfect birthday gift for my husband. this makes me laugh.

Im speeding because i have to poop key ring

Best keychain ever: "I'm speeding because i have to poop" keychain by CandleBrightCreation on Etsy Haha gag gift stocking stuffer for my family ;

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Funny pictures about Frozen computer. Oh, and cool pics about Frozen computer. Also, Frozen computer.

I hate this...  Lol

People who hold the door open for you when you're still 20 yards away, forcing you into an awkward jog of gratitude. Hate this shit

so relatable (true,so true,true story,teen quotes,funny quotes,relatable,so relatable,relatable quotes,lol)

Yes,yes we do! relatable post # 259 Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell.We text or call to say we're outside.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?

yeah I do this. And I never really thought about the plan part.

from Isabella & Max Rooms

Man santa must haver been drunk last year because that same thing happened to me! Get it together santa.

Actually...not the WORST idea I've ever heard...lol.  Should be under "cleaning tips?"

Today's housekeeping tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

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