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Well said--could apply to sooo many people!!

You think you are hot shit in a champagne glass when you are really nothing more than cold diarrhea in a dixie cup.

So true. nailed-it-

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hahaha sounds about right @Jess Liu Sutton Hare

Change sisters to Best Friend, Great gift for the Bffl! Or keep it as sisters and it will work also!

Another blast of those pesky e-cards - vulgar, sassy and insulting - but funny nonetheless.

 SO me! HAHA!

We are intelligent, classy, well-educated women who say FUCK a lot!


Beauty/Fashion Quote: It's better to be late, than arrive ugly! But really, we should try to find balance in both time and beauty

Damn right

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Everyone is fighting their own battles. Try not to be a cunt. Hate that word but in this case it's perfect


Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.


A marg? Life can't be enjoyed with just ONE marg.

Shall we start a list????  I can name a few that this would b appropriate for!  1, 2, 3,4, 5

Funny Encouragement Ecard: maybe people would stop thinking that you're such a bitch if you stopped being such a bitch.

Haha I feel your pain

Funny College Ecard: Another year of no Financial Aid. Thats what you get when your white, parents are still married, and your dad actually .