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Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear.

This is so my mom. Frequent quote when I was a kid: "Mama mama mama honey honey honey, all I ever hear! I'm gonna change my name to shit and the first person to say it gets their ass busted!

lol.. so many girls living at home claim to be "independent"... hi no, that is you parents home and mortgage you're sheltered by. Oh you got your borfriend paying those bills for you? Hunny, you are FAR FROM independent... you're a fraud. Just saying.

Free and Funny Father's Day Ecard: Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman

Ahahahaha!!! yip - sounds like me!!!

The truth about Bikini Season.the truth of my life!

I hate it when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like, "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?"

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like, "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

Hahaha! I would...

Many people do not look for the truth in Life, they only search for those that agree with them.

25 Funny Mom Memes

35 Hilarious Memes That Moms Will Love

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

I Love Cuddling

So sad but true. Funny Anniversary Ecard: I love cuddling with you on the couch after a long day. Well, sitting next to you as we play on our computers, not talking and hardly touching.

And then my mom said, "guess who has to make his own damn dinner from now on? YOUUUUU!!!" And also, *who's. I hate these bratty teenager pins. >:-(

My mom said to me "guess whose doing the dishes tonight?I hit that Soulja Boy and said "YOUUUUUU!

Pedicure season

The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have!

#concussion #tbi

It could be worse ;