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No truer statement said!

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.

this use to get me in high school every time! LMBO! as soon as that last word came out someone's mouth, I used to crack up laughing lol smh thank God I'm saved ... even till this day, it gets me going tho lol

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

mom quote :)

Mama said there would be days like this

The joy in Motherhood comes in moments. There will be hard times and frustrating times. But amid the challenges, there are shining moments of joy and satisfaction.Elder M.

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That S, Laughing, Sarcasm, Humor, Awesome, Funny, Mad, Tired Funny, Humour

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

lol- 20 Ways Toddlers are Like Drunk People - Hilarious! More applicable to me, 20 ways dealing with a drunk person is like a toddler

Too cute!

Friends don't let friends do silly things. alone Friends don't let friends do silly things. alone Friends don't let friends do silly things.

I changed my...

Funny Confession Ecard: I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. So funny

Dump A Day funny ocd moments - Dump A Day

"I have selective OCD. My car has been taken over by crumbs, but if my stapler is moved a quarter of an inch on my desk, I will find you.

Gowing up: No way #food

25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old.

The reason Grandchildren & Grandparents get along so well is they both share the same enemy ha ha :)

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