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I'm all for the genocide of insects that bother me.

I'm all for the genocide of insects that bother me.

I think the guy at the Wall St. Journal who reports on the iPhone rumors probably thinks he works for a blog.

I think the guy at the Wall St. Journal who reports on the iPhone rumors probably thinks he works for a blog.

I spend a great deal of time figuring out how to shut up hipsters.  I find the best way is to reference the occupy movement and some sort of sexual conquest.

I spend a great deal of time figuring out how to shut up hipsters. I find the best way is to reference the occupy movement and some sort of sexual conquest.

I got so upset that Kroger won't give me fuel points for liquor that I forgot to draw a Halloween comic.

I got so upset that Kroger won't give me fuel points for liquor that I forgot to draw a Halloween comic.

For the record, I don't hate you because you love Twilight.  I hate you because you think the book is based on the movie.  How have you never been on Wikipedia?

For the record, I don't hate you because you love Twilight. I hate you because you think the book is based on the movie. How have you never been on Wikipedia?

Portia De Rossi and I have a long running fued that she doesn't know about.

Portia De Rossi and I have a long running fued that she doesn't know about.

Don't get me wrong, there are some good straight food trucks.  However, at Pride I look for the ones staffed by guys in hot pants because they know how to use some mother fucking shallots.

Don't get me wrong, there are some good straight food trucks. However, at Pride I look for the ones staffed by guys in hot pants because they know how to use some mother fucking shallots.

The Goblin Princess doesn't know science very well.

The Goblin Princess doesn't know science very well.

Picard is clearly the better captain, and the evidence makes it so.

Picard is clearly the better captain, and the evidence makes it so.

FYI, don’t name your kid Brandy.  Anytime you name a kid after liquor bad things will happen to that kid.

FYI, don’t name your kid Brandy. Anytime you name a kid after liquor bad things will happen to that kid.

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