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Stop interrupting me…

I rant all the time and my very best friends do interrupt me with facts and reason! I depend on their facts and reason!


I wish I could print this and hang it on my desk. And have it as an automatic email response to the people that piss me off at work the most.

wouldn't that be great?

May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on FB.

it's ok to be a bit shallow.

It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion. Yes.