Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional; everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.
"pen tops, you know, for lunch at your desk. your sad, sad lunch alone at your desk with your pen fork. your liberated breakfast at your desk BECAUSE YOU EFFING WORK AT HOME. Nothin' like being able to work in your pajamas.