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"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

Kind of like how I got brownies at the end of the week if I didn't get my name on the board...right mom?!

I deserve a bonus! This is soooooo me, especially at my job where forks are in abundance!

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

I'm always disappointed when liar's pants don't actually catch on fire.

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A former pro skater is designing a custom house that is completely skateable

Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. - I have OCD but not of the cleaning sort; they can have at it.

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

I can relate...

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Remembering the words to every song from the but forgetting why you walked into the next room. Sad but true. So me.

"I can't tell who annoys who more"   - the quote from my best friend and future maid of honor.

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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"Oh I'll wake up and wash/blow dry/straighten my hair" . "I'll wake up early to shave my legs" . "If I go to bed now, I'll wake up early to finish this homework" . Alarm goes off: "Oh well, maybe I'll wake up early tomorrow to do it"

seeing a spider isn't a problem. it becomes a problem when it disappears.

Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

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