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Funny Breakup Ecard: I want to be there when karma ass-fucks you with a cactus.

I will always stand up for myself and for my family. Always. No "facebook balls" here.

As a woman, I feel too deeply and care too much. That's what makes my love so strong. That's also what makes me a real bitch if you fuck with me [or my family]. Sorry for the language!

Well said.

Making This eCard Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together-Humor Train

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

Funny Family Ecard: Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

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lol tis true sometimes.girls do say suck my dick even tho we don't have one. wonder if that saying would make it as far as suck my dick. Oh just some random thoughts.

To the dbags that think it is fun to destroy other people's property by doing donuts on our landscaped lawn.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Forget about the zombie apocalypse that will never come. The real epidemic is the douchebag apocalypse that is already upon us.

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Funny Christmas Season Ecard: All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. Give me diamonds.

LOL...This happens to me sooooo often...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Trust me when I woke up today I had no plans to be brilliant but shit happens.

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Funny Friendship Ecard: your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that we're going to be best friends in no time.

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Funny Reminders Ecard: I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.

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