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The only time I am horizontal with another is when I'm complaining to my therapist.

I love getting Repinned by a stranger. It validates my good taste.

So true, so true.This random stranger will thank me for the validation.

I'm looking for a short-term relationship with a guy who can carry my Christmas tree home.

I'm looking for a short-term relationship with a guy who can carry my Christmas tree home.

LOL...Oh well...there's always 2015!

I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person.lol New Years resolutions

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Should we try a different position tonight? Sure, Why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. How's that sound? Well I guess I will just find my position over there on the sofa.

definitely something I do - Your e card

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't feel like folding the laundry so I just restart the dryer.

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