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Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just get bent out of shape. And some actually DO cover your ass when you need them!

Friends Are Like Underpants

Yep

Quotes on Women - Slut - A woman with the morals of a man. To be correct, it should say "male" not "man". We know a real man is not immoral.

#funny #quote #smile @Taylor Evans

At first sight it was I love you with all my heart.now that my butt is bigger.I love you with all my butt!

my patience ran out. now who do i punch? haha

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

This is actually true.  I put bacon in my veggie burgers.

Bacon [noun] The main reason you are not a vegetarian. No, the ONLY reason I'm not a vegetarian.

Just saying…

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

Truth

Friends are like Boobs. Friends are like Boobs. Friends are like Boobs.

So very true.

Big Cats - wild-animals Photo Short people problems Kids Are Like Farts . GROSE It's funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look.

hahahaha im bout to pee my pants

Have you ever looked at someone & just known that the wheel was turning, but the hamster was dead?

gotta love it

Some people really do have bad luck when it comes to thinking. I'm just gonna go with this.

#damntheman

I can't believe that cop put me in the backseat when I clearly called shotgun. I think this is funny I think it says something about my sense of humor.

Chain 'Letters' for God Must Stop

This is amazing! Forward this message on to five people and within 3 minutes .ing nothing will happen!

True!

every guy thinks every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. pshh, every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat: SO TRUE!

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