A normal person sees a chick tallying the days in the egg, much as a person might tally the days they are in prison. I, however, wonder how the hell the Silence got inside an egg. - Why would a chick tally the days? Silence is the only answer!
It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.
Today's heat has me more hot and bothered than a lonely housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at a Magic Mike screening. It's funny because soooo many woman I know have been talking about Fifty Shades and Magic Mike.