That awkward moment when your English is corrected by an elementary student from Brazil. Also that awkward moment when the eleven year old in the second to last one is prettier than you. Or prettier than almost everyone you know!
I like to see the good side in a bad situation. Whenever I run into a spiderweb I just pretend I crossed the finish line for a race I didn't know I entered. Hard to throw up from fear when you're too busy being a fucking champion.