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I just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web. Definitely Fall is is the air.spiders are everywhere!

Haha, yep

Husband Marriage Quotes: Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Makes sense to us...

"Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin.and muffins are healthy. You're welcome :)" I KNEW IT! Cupcakes are healthy!

No need to repeat yourself ! | (Mena    =)

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

http://drunklyfe.com/no-truer-words-have-been-spoken-drunk-drunktimes-unilife-university-solent-southampton-drunklyfe/ - #Drunk, #Drunktimes, #Solent, #Southampton, #Unilife, #University

I think my guardian angel drinks.ha ha, Idon't think I have a guardian angel, but if I did she'd probably drink.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant. - so true!

Oh sweet baby jesus I needed this! You're not worth going to jail over haha

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

Why is it called beauty sleep if I wake up looking like a troll?

JESSE JAMES Old West CONFEDERATE OUTLAW Civil War CSA RailRoad Train Bank ROBBER

Why is it called beauty sleep if I wake up looking like a troll? its oh so true :( / :)

If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail…

If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail…

Fitness Humor: If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there ❥

not expected!..

Whan I at kid, I wanted be older. This shit is not What I expected, unexpected Whan I at kid wanted be older This shit is not What expected

:)

After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java. He hates me. Well, if you pour coffee into the hard drive, I am sure the IT guy will definitely hate you. I don't drink coffee at all.

lol It's not vodka either!

"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

It's Bed Time. So true!!!

My first brick workout

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. Yup every time

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