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Do not underestimate my intelligence, as I am far more than just a beautiful woman with an ass that won't quit.

Do not underestimate my intelligence, as I am far more than just a beautiful woman with an ass that won't quit.

Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it.

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

This is how my ex was....always at the gym and lied when he said he would be there for me...hmm boy was i the stupid one for staying with him

Funny Confession Ecard: I tell myself every morning that I will only scan Pinerest while I drink my cup of coffee. It takes me 3 hours to drink it, but that's beside the point.

'Let's see... an activity that combines slimy pumpkin seeds, a super sharp knife, and an impatient toddler - that DOES sound like fun,' said no mom ever.

an activity that combines slimy pumpkin seeds, a super sharp knife, and an impatient toddler - that DOES sound like fun,' said no mom ever.

that sums it up - vote out the Repugnants in Novembers

more like drive a girl to murder. i can't stand Dane Cook but this is hilarious.

I always tell my kids this, but I say at 9:00!

So TRUE! Your loving and patient mother clocks off at I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and "I've had enough!

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