22 Funny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh So this is my purpose in life. When’s my first mission? There could be no warning signs either. I mean I’d surely notice an alien in my house. Is that what is part of “Keeping it together”?
After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java. He hates me. Well, if you pour coffee into the hard drive, I am sure the IT guy will definitely hate you. I don't drink coffee at all.