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Hahahahaha!  If I had a dollar for every patient who "accidentally" fell naked onto vases, baseballs, shampoo bottles, baby bottles, weird wooden objects, etc I could retire!

Hahahahaha! If I had a dollar for every patient who "accidentally" fell naked onto vases, baseballs, shampoo bottles, baby bottles, weird wooden objects, etc I could retire!

Wino: Constanly losing my phone. Always able to locate my glass of wine.

Wino: Constanly losing my phone. Always able to locate my glass of wine.

Lol, this is so true! Pleasing everyone is impossible! The only person that you need to please is yourself and if other people don't like that then that is their own problem! Stop living for everyone else and start living for yourself!

Lol, this is so true! Pleasing everyone is impossible! The only person that you need to please is yourself and if other people don't like that then that is their own problem! Stop living for everyone else and start living for yourself!

If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine... | eCards

If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine... | eCards

I should be dead, but thanks to the law I'm not. I don't know if this should make me happy or depressed... Because they hate me(obviously not literally), but can't kill me, they have reserved to torturing me. P.S. being the youngest(or close to)is not all it's cracked up to be.

I should be dead, but thanks to the law I'm not. I don't know if this should make me happy or depressed... Because they hate me(obviously not literally), but can't kill me, they have reserved to torturing me. P.S. being the youngest(or close to)is not all it's cracked up to be.

I was going to give you a nasty look... but I see you already have one.

I was going to give you a nasty look... but I see you already have one.

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