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Turkey or Ham? and Thanksgiving Books

I'm so sorry I was such a picky eater. I know I said I wouldn't force my kids to eat their food. Soon they will see this sign in our kitchen.

Don't worry darling ...

SEXISM in advertising: "Don't worry.you didn't burn the beer".Hopefully she went on burning the dinner and he just had beer each night! Ad for Schlitz beer,

This is so true and funny

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

Or puts a dish in the sink and calls it doing the dishes

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

YeeeeeeeeeeP!  Pretty much nailed it!

this is my life.Gosh,all Moms are amazing. They have to put up with their crazy kids. My Mom must be like SuperMom if she can put up with someone like me.

Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Mother, who was busting butt to make sure everything is perfect for everybody.

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