Spray the Bitch Away --- An aromatherapy spray/ perfume for when you're irritated, pissed off, annoyed, tired, peeved, frustrated, enraged, or have an overall bad attitude! Spray generously in your environs and breathe in mist. Spray near co-workers, friends, and relatives as needed.
This is my NarcMom's definition of abuse by her children. If she doesn't get what she wants, she's being "abused". Her newest coping technique? Steal and then run away with what she couldn't manage to coerce. Silent treatment to follow.