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Why would I want to do that NURSE?

Why would I want to do that NURSE?

Nurses - helping to keep you just a touch less dead. The mission of a nurse to keep the patients a touch less dead


So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

Story of my life

Funny Confession Ecard: I know it's hard to believe that I'm right of the time. The other is when I have to solve math problems.

the typical "logic" of a narcissist - "fine, we'll compromise.  i'll get my way and you'll find a way to be okay with that"

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 100 Pics.I'm definitely not the best at compromising

This bitch is still stalking my shit. Wow, what a pathetic life you must have. It's ok not everyone can be as awesome as I am.

Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 112 Pics hahaha how I felt when I was a nurse

My people skills are fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

It's "my tolerance FOR idiots ." not "tolerance to idiots ." meaning I have no tolerance for this sign.

Why my kid is crying

Hilarious Reasons Why My Kid Is Crying Pictures - I would cry at a Justin Bieber concert too


Less than an hr, shower, hair dried and all. Hair takes longer than everything combined.

aint that the truth

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up.

Wall art.

Watch Ah l'Amour by Don Hertzfeldt on Short of the Week—a Dark Comedy about Love in Animation—USA, 3 min


Someone get this man an award for the prevailing theory behind divorce.

It just does

I hate carrots. Well -hate is not a strong enough word. I pick them out of cole slaw. I only like them in carrot cake.