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Prick? No...cactus!!!

PRICK = "PUNXA" PERÒ VOL DIR CAPOLL O IDIOTA. (slang, vulgar) a nasty or contemptible person = gilip. He is such a prick! I've met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus.

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

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"The Oatmeal is hilarious" - Who looks at who in the gym. From The Oatmeal…

Yes sir! xanax rocks I take it on most nights! It helps me not give a flying crap about most things!

posted My idea of a Happy Meal is a bottle of Vodka, 2 Xanax, and a Cookie. to their -funny stuff- postboard via the Juxtapost bookmarklet.

I'll stick to 1 & 2, please. Thank you.

my third side isn't pretty. There's only one person who's seen it.

I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Sports Ecard: I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me.

Laughter is the best medicine... except for treating diarrhea..  #someecards

Funny Get Well Ecard: Laughter is the best medicine. except for treating diarrhea.

Humm, If I'm this crabby this young, I'm certain to be a bright ray of fuckin' sunshine later while scootin' around with my cane and wheelchair.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Humm, If I'm this crabby this young, I'm certain to be a bright ray of fuckin' sunshine later while scootin' around with my cane and wheelchair.

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