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uh oh, I don't have a mink (and I certainly don't consider my guy a jackass!!!)

uh oh, I don't have a mink (and I certainly don't consider my guy a jackass!

“When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales.In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot.The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is.Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought.You realize the bad guy isn't wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh,and he has perfect hair.”-Taylor…

“When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales.In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted" - Taylor swift

Although our economy would tank even worse if everyone did this, these really are words to live by.

Aunt Peaches: Orange Sofa: AND NOW IT'S COMING funny slogan reduce reuse recycle (use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without)

sometimes...

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done. - Madonna ( Quotes ) aint-that-the-truth

!!That cop was my DAD,hahahaha

I can't believe that cop put me in the backseat when I clearly called shotgun. I think this is funny I think it says something about my sense of humor.

I'm not necessarily "looking" for this. I figure it will find me. But I know I will not settle for less again

I’m looking for love. Real love, ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.

"Someday when we're in Florida racing golf carts in bejeweled sweatsuits this will all seem hilarious" #awesome

Outside: Someday when we're in Florida racing golf carts in bejeweled sweatsuits this will all seem hilarious. Inside: Happy Birthday Friend till the end.

Truth is I get jealous easily because what’s mine is mine. I’m stubborn as hell, I say sorry too much. I act like I don’t give a f*ck because I care too much. I over analyze the smallest of things and probably come off as a bitch to simply guard myself.

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