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Talk shit on facebook but be smarter, you look like a fool.

Haters are the people who will broadcast your failures and whisper your success. So true! Don't be a "hater"!


My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing, really!

Kinda like insurance covers Viagra but not birth control pills, WTF!! That proves insurance approvals are given by men...

There is more money being spent on boobjobs and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research, which means by 2040 the elderly will have perky boobs, stiff willies and no idea why.

Lol bae already knows

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Yes I do smile a little when Karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it!

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Nope... I cherish my time with my baby, and I'm capable of raising my own child, I do not need anyone else to play my role as the mother

Free and Funny Sympathy Ecard: Nope, sorry I am not one of those that can dump my kid off to the grandparents every weekend so I can be pathetic and act half my age.