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 this little piggy!!!!

Love that someone found humor in an otherwise bad situation. I'd use my accidental dismemberment payment to get this tattoo :) ~ Ink Tattoos Little Piggy

Everyone else my age has a serious job and a long-term relationship, and I'm over here like, 'Hey mom, look what I drew for you.'

Everyone+else+my+age+has+a+serious+job+and+a+long-term+relationship,+and+I'm+over+here+like,+'Hey+mom,+look+what+I+drew+for+you. Reminds me of someone I know!

I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you everyday. (not true of me right now, but funny)

Funny Wedding Ecard: Pinterest has inspired me to plan every detail of the wedding I'm nowhere near having.

Yep pretty much. I'm 16 and not planning on getting married for a VERY long time. But I love planning!

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Can't you see I'm busy procrastinating stop bothering me with silly arguments

I once went to see a comedian and I sat in the front row. Still wearing size 54" waist pants -- with suspenders -- from a previous bit, he decided to rap, making up lyrics with audience member names. He called on me first, said, "Oh shit" and then rapped this: "I met a girl and her name was Stephanie. We made whoppee. This was all that was left of me." That was the best I'll ever get.

Free, Thanks Ecard: It sucks i have such a white girl name, I'll never get a shout out in a rap song.

Guess I'll never become a woman #ChildFree #ChildFreeLife

You become a woman when people fall out of your vagina and step on your dreams.

Free speech?  Not when  politically correct police are watching!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: So if you state your opinion it's free speech, but if I state mine, it's hate and intolerance? Right, I forgot that's how it works.

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