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Trying to understand some PEOPLE is like trying to pick up a TURD by the clean end. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

I understand this fact but it's hard to get "them" to know they are bat shit crazy.

Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy. I use bat-ass crazy, no matter how you say it, it describes, too many people in my life!

Oops! Haha facial expressions give it away need to remeber LOL

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

with this was true..lol

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

I've always wondered how many this bothered...lol  #Therapy Humor

i have cdo its like ocd but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be funny quote

Ass kisser. ...choke

truth be told, ppl need to stop worrying about what others think or say about them and focus on their own life and stop kissing ass to get ppl to like them

Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean i don't want to hit you in the face.

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.


Yup - always thought the "week" should be 2 days and the "weekend" 5 days! omg who thinks of this stuff so true