I laugh at this, but my hearing isn't so good thanks to an artillery simulation round going off next to me. So I would make this mistake as well and laugh because even with a slight impairment simple things become fun
MOSQUITO YARD SPRAY: cheap mouthwash, 3 c Epsom salt, 3 cans of stale, cheap beer. Mix until salt is dissolved. Spray anywhere you sit outside, won't harm plants. Mosquitoes gone for approx. From Paul Harvey segment years ago.