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"I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit." hahahah so me! Don't get on my bad side ;

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

and in my house it was Dad. Mom spanking was expected, but Dad? Oh no, you better run.

Been there.

You know you're from the if you remember being disappointed when the CD's leaflet didn't have the lyrics to the songs. How else were you going to learn that damn line on track I remember this with cassette's.

This day sucks Balls. Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I REALLY LOVE WINE

how i feel a lot lol Roses are dead, violets are fine. This day sucks balls. I really love wine.

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

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Funny Confession Ecard: i believe in empathy. i am always willing to put myself in someone elses shoes. unless they are wearing crocs. then they can go fuck themselves.

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Oh yes, there are those days! Ever+have+one+of+those+days+where+literally+everything+pisses+you+off?++Someone+could+be+like+ Look+at+that+rainbow,+ and+I'd+be+all+ Fuck+that+shit!

Sometimes I wonder what she has that I don't. And then I realize, probably herpes. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sometimes I wonder what she has that I dont. And then I realize, probably herpes.

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