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Ill never have to use this anyway

Sassy Comebacks to Sleazy Pickup Lines; Witty Responses to Rejection (the last one is kinda jacked up)

Really it's because of Leviticus 19. And the fact that I shall not defile the temple of God. But it's still funny :-) Also, Funny how people will dress their best to go to some dressy function, but will go to church to worship in less than their best. How big is God in our eyes!

My body is a temple! Why don't you have tattoos."Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers?

The fact that I miss said person probably kind of makes me the idiot.... Bleh... Emotions suck. I miss my friend.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

I Miss You Like An Idiot Misses The Point. Brilliant Impression of an idiot." < so basicically Watson misses Sherlock about as much as Anderson is an idiot

at attention

My middle finger salutes you. Favorite Way to salute things!

Yet another one of my life's core values.

It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person. A great way to deal with difficult people is not to deal with difficult people.

Ugh, but his dad exposes him to his whore.. How do i counter that influence???

So many moms don't realize that one day their sons will get married and have children one day too! I teach my boys well! My mom taught my brothers well and till this day will correct them to be better men, husband's and fathers.

Riccina... Please don't reply.

Job & Work quote & saying A lot of people I've met in my life are very flexible! The quote Description A lot of people I've met in my life are v

Lyin ass

I thank god everyday I'm not you and that I don't have to be around you anymore! How I ever let someone who was such a burden on me stay in my life for so long idk.but thank god it's over!